Hollywood Swingin!!!

Hey good people!! I am back from Hollyweird and I had the time of my life! No…seriously…I had a fucking ball.

We (my sister and two best friends) did everything from walking on the pier, listening to a busker band named “Jesus Rocks” but played John Mayer’s Your Body is a Wonderland, AND I found Alejandro. He’s no Nick Bateman but this man was fine as wine and he had the sexiest eyelashes. Yes I said eyelashes…they did this cute little curl and made him look like a doll and I just wanted to stare into his brown eyes all night. Oh did I mention he had an ass you could bounce quarters off of..yes his ass was simply marvelous!!

I don’t remember much of that night, Friday April 17th, but from the picture and video footage I’ve gathered the following

  • I took 4 shots straight
  • I had several “sponsors” for the night that refused to let my friends buy me drinks
  • I got a piggy-back ride to the bathroom by a bouncer
  • I hula hooped and my boobs almost made an appearance
  • I LOVED everyone
  • I cursed out the prick with the “list” who was at the door
  • I almost kissed a stranger
  • And finally I passed out on the toilet back in the room with my head on the toilet paper roll.

No shame people, we are all friends here! So with that said let’s give some stuff away!! I have a Hollywood Tote Bag with some pretty cool souvenirs inside as well as the Kindle Edition of Colleen Hoover’s Never Never 2 for you…

Click the link and enter to win http://www.rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/14ae54882/

And we drove past Ellen’s house, she has an awesome security gate LMBO

18 Comments

  1. Mine has to be waking up at a guy friends house not even remembering how I got there or why my car was parked so crooked.

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    1. That’s ok..some of my most very embarrassing moments came when I was completely sober! Like the time I thought I was alone a tooted only to find the guy I was crushing on coming in the office to fill out his time card..good thing it didn’t stink 8)

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  2. My most embarrassing drunk moment? Ha!

    My 21st birthday, a group of us went out to a local club. I had so many drinks bought for me that I lost count. I ended up throwing up on the table that we were sitting at, and had to be carried out. :\

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  3. Thank you for an awesome giveaway.
    My story is awful..flirting with a goodlooking man with his wife sitting next to him. It ended well, she thought it was funny..me? Not so much

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  4. I don’t really drink, so no drink embarrassing incidents for me. Lol. I try really hard not to,embarrass,nyself anywhere. Lol!!!

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  5. I have never been drunk, I drink occasionally .However the first time my friend took me a bar, we were doing shots, she likes this one shot called Captin’ Crunch, apparently my body didn’t like it. I immediately threw it up. And it was only my 2nd shot. Yikes lol

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  6. Most embarrassing drunk moment was the night I took way to many shots of Ciroc! I don’t remember most of the night but apparently I fell down several steps, cussed out my neighbors, kissed my brothers best friend…who is like 5 years younger than me, and then got really sick and passed out on the bathroom floor for the night at his house. Not my finest moment. Thank goodness I don’t remember most of the night.

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