Review: So this is the follow-up to one of my favorite books of 2015, The Virgin Romance Novelist. Talk about a Laugh Out Loud, feel good book. I don’t think I’ve giggled this much reading in my life. The foolishness that ensues will require tissues because at one point I almost peed my pants laughing…like I had to get up and walk away from this book because I couldn’t stop the tears from falling while laughing.

We know Rosie finally lost her virginity and she definitely reminds us with this silly recap:

“I had sexual intercourse, I did the dirty, I performed the sexuals, I horizontally twerked it. Basically what happened was penis met vagina and had one hell of a party down at pleasure palace.”

She and Henry have moved in together and are making a go at a relationship filled with LOTS of happy hump time. Rosie is insatiable now, however, still naive. I swear some of the things she is clueless about amazes me in the age of Google. We get to see some of our favorite support characters make a come back and are introduces to some new ones; but Rosie and Henry are the stars of this show. Ben-Wa Balls, waxing, strippers and an angry kitty cat round out this story so just read it please!

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I can’t say too much without spoiling this 5 star read for you so I will just post the author’s note

**WARNING: THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST IS OVER THE TOP, RIDICULOUS, AND IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER, QUESTION THE SANITY OF THIS AUTHOR, AND WELCOME OVER-DRAMATIZED COMEDY INTO YOUR LIFE. PLEASE PROCEED IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ ABOUT ABSURD TOMFOOLERY TYPE EVENTS, BE EXPOSED TO THE BOOK WORLD AND OTHER AUTHORS, AS WELL AS SEE THAT EVEN IN THE MIDST OF A COMICAL COMBUSTION OF NONSENSICAL CRAZINESS (AND NAÏVE CHARACTERS) LOVE WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL.**

T-REx

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BLURB: It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…

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