Dirty Wish…Review

dirtywishHe’s rich. He’s powerful. His hand is up my skirt. And I don’t even know his name yet.

That’s where the night begins. It ends in the stranger’s bed, where I learn his name is Alexander and that he wants to see me again.

I’m supposed to be house sitting, basking in the glory of what a wealthy life could feel like. A knock on the door changes my life forever. A dress is delivered. It fits me perfectly. And I want to impress Alexander. I want to experience the rich life, even if it’s not meant to be.

I start to fall for Alexander and the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur. He’s everything a woman wants in the bedroom and everything a woman needs in life. But then I discover the dress wasn’t meant for me. And, yes, it was sent from Alexander. To someone else.

He’s my dirty wish… but now I just feel dirty…

Review: I was initially excited by this book based on the blurb. I was thinking aww shucks she’s gonna hook up with this guy and then have to house sit for him and they’re gonna have raunchy couch and countertop sex whoo hoo, boy was I wrong. I wasn’t wrong about the sex. There was an OBSCENE amount of sex, like so much sex I thought this woman Kootie Kat was gonna fall out. I talking is-it-even-possible-to-be-that-wet-your-puss-should-be-raw type of sex. There was more humping than dialogue in this book. Now if that is what you’re into then this is the book for you. If you need a little substance between your frumping then stay far away from this book.
The book is described as a romance, yet there is nothing romantic about this story at all. First of all, the male lead, Alexander, is a Christian Grey wanna be. I’m talking all the way down to the helicopter flight around the city, however, this guy was a completely irredeemable jackass. There were nothing likable about his character except his big schlong. This guy didn’t even want to share his name yet he expected the female lead to allow his fingers to be…well, you know where. See, jackass. Kendall, the female lead, is…well what is she? Other than an aspiring writer I don’t know. The author never describes her physically except her boobs, which are perky btw, and her writing takes a serious back seat to the amount of f***ing she and Alex do.
So 1.5 stars for this one guys. I love mommy porn but this was just bad.

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