Fifty Shades Freed…Movie Review

I saw the last Fifty movie last Thursday with a few of my Fifty Fan Buddies. We decided to do the marathon of all 3 movies that the local theater was offering for $20. There are a few things I want to clear up before I go into a review of this movie, so if you haven’t seen it yet, this is where you stop, okay.

  1. The quality of film got better with each movie
  2. Jamie Dornan got hotter with each movie
  3. The sex got SEXIER with each movie and…
  4. I loved Dakota Johnson in each movie, she was the absolute best choice for Ana

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Okay, now that is out of the way…I didn’t want it to end. I always tend to get sad when things are over, whether it’s a book series or a movie series if it isn’t one and done I hate it! I didn’t want this to end and since it went by so quickly, I feel I didn’t have time to savor and enjoy that this was the last movie. Don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a good movie because it absolutely was, however, things progressed quickly in the 1hr 45-50mins of movie. As you can tell from the trailer the movie opens with the wedding and it goes from 0 to 50 in a matter of minutes. By the time you are saying “Oh Shit!” when Jack is chasing Ana on the highway, Ana is already at the bank ready to pay him off. It was just too fast dangnabbit! There are some things that are missing but unless you are a superfan you won’t miss them. I am a lover of villains so I wanted Elena, I wanted crazy ass Leila and I wanted to see jealous Christian fight in Aspen. However, I am hoping (fingers crossed) all of these things are on the extended/unrated version of the DVD, blue-ray or streamed Amazon version of the movie.

Five Days of Fifty…Day 3

I’m jumping ahead of myself with this one guys and I haven’t even seen the movie yet. Fifty Shades Darker was my favorite of all the books! Usually the second book is just filler and doesn’t do much to enhance the story other than move it along. Not this book! I went nuts for Elena, Layla and Jack. My favorite villains! Oh and poor Jose`. I loved how he pined away for Ana and had that exhibit with her candid photos. Anything that got a jealous or protective rise out of Christian caused a rise in my blood pressure. I love that man.

So this is MY dream casting for my favorite characters from Book 2

Elena

Yolanda Foster as Elena..tall blonde and definitely sexy in her own right. She fucked, fondled and flogged a young Mr. Grey and this woman looks like she definitely could/would do that.

Layla

Lucy Hale as Layla..sweet and innocent enough to look at and be able to pull off obsessed. You would never guess this girl has a dark side and loved to be tied up. She was ready to kill for Christian. Makes you wonder if he has a peen dipped in platinum…

jack

Billy Bob Thornton as Jack..this guy is creepy as hell no matter what character he plays and I believe he can pull of sleeze ball extremely well.

So these are my dream villains for book 2..who are yours?

Just 2 more sleeps!!